Look at all these lovely things I discovered on my phone! Good thing I have it on me all the time. Sausage dog doorstops, animals all in a line, dogs that look like ewoks, dangerous ninja killings weapons, a bat eared fox., trolley racing, a fake neanderthal willy, a tekken fighter girl.....
Jana is a girl trapped in a woman's body. Trapped in an art director suit. She likes rings and chains and has a secret crush on a some Australian designer.
Even though she lives in Jana-land for most of the day, a place not many people have seen, don’t think she doesn’t know exactly what’s going down. And don’t be stupid. Because she will call you a retard in front of everyone, and you will feel stupid. Is her cup half full or half empty? It depends on whether she is on her way to or back from the bar (excerpt courtesy of Koos Groenewald).